Caterpillar Meets Alice

Sitting atop my mushroom, I saw a little girl climb up to me. She had several questions but had no idea who she was. As I smoked my hookah, the girl stared in astonishment. The girl seemed rude if you ask me.   Insulting someone's size is never in good manners. However, because I am a decent person and because this little girl actually believed that she was changed for the worse, I helped her anyway. Now my mushroom is no longer whole and I am left with her insults and my hookah.